warning: this blog contains pop culture, fashion and nudity.
miss andry aka andria. i like christina aguilera, russian red lipstick,
poetry, burlesque, pop divas, drag queens, playing the piano/drums/guitar, art and musical theatre. it was a combination of liquor and jazz that led to my downfall.
i've kissed adore delano and natalia kills
 friends of dorothy



i love how you pronounce my name this is so cute omg


laugh your ass off here

i hate sleeping alone so much i sleep better when i’m next to someone than when i go to bed stoned


Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via n-i-m-h)


I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

(via sexuallyarousedsuzukiswift)

me asking for sex advice is the most embarassing thing -______________-


  • sex toy shopping and strip club crawl with the lesbian clique
  • get drunk and rewatch the l word with farah
  • mac store (again) with amy + order makeup
  • quiz night with taylor
  • 3d movies with nick 
  • cake cake cake with tiaan

omg my philosophy tutor was going on about a red bunny and i’m so confused and are all philosophy students on drugs because all the ones i know are…